Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.
by venusflytrap January 17, 2005
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Boy 1: Man i got totally smurfed last night, bad times.
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!
by BetterThanBefore October 23, 2009
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To hold someones head in a mop bucket til the bubbles stop then text 911 for help!
*(past tense) smurfed
To hold someones head in a mop bucket til the bubbles stop then text 911 for help!
*(past tense) smurfed
by DezDiamond July 27, 2011
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Get the Smurf mug.Slang for 30mg Oxycodone instant release. They are sometimes referred as smurfs because of the blue pigment the pill has.
by Paulie Snatchh ;) June 21, 2012
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Get the smurf mug.A smurf (in Counter Strike: Global Offensive) is any player who creates an alternate Steam account for the purpose of playing competitive matches against players several ranks lower than their own skill rank.
These players use this tactic often because of their inability to be successful at their own given rank, so they must 'Smurf' in order to feel better about themselves.
Another popular reason for 'Smurfing' is to give said player the illusion that they are actually close to being good enough to play at the professional level. Although, we all know they will never really amount to anything.
These players use this tactic often because of their inability to be successful at their own given rank, so they must 'Smurf' in order to feel better about themselves.
Another popular reason for 'Smurfing' is to give said player the illusion that they are actually close to being good enough to play at the professional level. Although, we all know they will never really amount to anything.
"This guy is dropping more than 40 kills in competitive against Silvers, he's a Smurf."
"I went 3-22 in my competitive match earlier today, so I created a Smurf account. I can't wait to destroy all those Silvers. I'm such a pro."
"I went 3-22 in my competitive match earlier today, so I created a Smurf account. I can't wait to destroy all those Silvers. I'm such a pro."
by CSGO_Truth December 5, 2014
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