Smoop

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while taking a poop.

Jeffrey: Why do you have a bong in your bathroom?

Rick: That’s for my morning smoop, right after my coffee.

by JohnnyTremaine February 17, 2019

scropio

they want you to fuck off and know that not all of them are horny >:(

fuck you scropios arent horny

by Embers_Fires May 23, 2022

reste syrop

Reste posé(chillax dude)

Yo bouzbouz reste syrop daaaawwwg

by Jessica Enyeka May 11, 2022

Stroppy pants

A person who sulks a lot

I'm such a stroppy pants when I didn't get my way. Can't help it I'm a girl!!!

by MzBehave December 9, 2012

stroping

A mixture of stroking and groping.

"I love stroping your ass," he said to her. "You can strope my ass any time you want," she answered.

by Rainachka September 7, 2005

Scrop

The fecal residue that forms in the crack of the buttocks, normally within an hour of a bowel movement. This affliction can be exacerbated by heat, humidity, and physical activity that would produce sweat. Also known as Anal Leakage, 'Scrop' has a tendency to form at the most inopportune times, causing irritation and repetitive clean up of the rectal area.
'Scrop' is the leading cause of most stained underwear in the United States.

Geoffrey finished pooping and his buttocks was clean; he could tell because the toilet paper was still white when he wiped, but 20 minutes later his rectum itched and felt as if he had done a shoddy job of cleaning himself up. Sure enough, once he returned to the bathroom he took a wad of toilet paper and wiped up the scrop that had formed in his crack.
Geoffrey looked at the brown streak of scrop that had been soaked up by the toilet paper, folded it over and wiped until he felt clean and dry once again.
He hoped there would be no further scrop issues for the rest of the day but, given how hot and muggy it was, he knew he'd constantly have a scroppy mess to worry about.

by Riffkin August 5, 2009

smoph

Smoph is the combining of the word smoke with the name Soph. It can be used as a quetion (example 1), or a statement (example 2).

Smophed is the state of being that Soph can be found in having smoked.

1. Smoph? (Do you want a smoke Soph?)
2. Smoph. (I'm going for a smoke Soph.)

by Smophed January 11, 2009