crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009

Smore Smack

Much like the ever popular slore slap, but with a knee to the genitals included

He is such a smore, I think you should smore smack him.

by trace-dawg January 27, 2010

Dick Smacker

an event, party,or social gathering where there is primarily or all males.

Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?

James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.

Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker

by ROBICON April 29, 2010

prego smackdown

When 2 ratchet pregnant females get into a physical fight. a prego smackdown can usually be found on the stages of the maury and jerry springer show.

Girl- hey, you see that prego smackdown between those 2 bitches on the jerry springer show

Hair stylist- yeah girl!!! dam that's just ghetto

by rickreel September 12, 2012

Hood Smack

Is when a hoodlum or hood rat takes their hand, twisting at the wrist. Then properly strikes a white women upon her face with there ridged back hand. This must be performed with enough force as to reverberate their mind set back to previous beatings from her youth or past relationships. Thus straightening her ass out, with what is known as a little bit of forceful act right. Cuz bitches get to crossing da line sometimes. So you gotsta knock dem triflin thoughts out the back of there nappy ass head before she gets to getting any ideas about self respect or women rights. A hood smack is just necessary to keep shit real.

Me: "Officer I had to hood smack that bitch Lauren because she was mouthing off to me like I was some hoodrat"
Officer: "Calm down son your not in trouble, just tell me what she said so we can take her in"
Me: "she said I'm the father"
Officer: "I did not leave the south side for this, Bitch is going away for a long time"

"I can't believe Kent hood smacked me again for 5 dollars"

by BombMan January 3, 2013

Cloud Smack

When you blow you vape clouds when someone is not looking and it hits them in the face.

*Adam blew his vape cloud in Shane's face*

Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."

by VodkaMalibu May 28, 2016

right off the smack

Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.

Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.

by ViHelena October 15, 2017