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Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs
Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium
by Shrexyshrek May 30, 2015
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smegma lips

The white creamy build-up under ones foreskin spooned out and slapped onto the lips of another.
His smegma lips was a funny sight to see
by misterurban1234 April 28, 2015
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aluminated smegma shake

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.
My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.
by ScottLilDong December 14, 2016
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Smegma

Fungis that grows on your cock if you don't wash that shit
LeBron James didnt wash his BBC for a while so smegma started growing on it.
by Scratchuserfuntiger July 24, 2017
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Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater
Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA
by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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Smegma Smith

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.
Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.
by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016
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