A sket is a girl who is a slag, she'll shag anyone. To help out a friend you shout Sket control when such a girl is mentioned or seen. It is sometimes sung in a football chant style, as a group event.

Sket walks past, a mate starts checking her out.

"No man, SKET CONTROL!"

(chant)

Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control
skkkeeeettt ccooontrrooolll. ket control.

Sket control by Conchord91 March 17, 2010

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sket wagon

A general dickhead who goes around branding themselves. Likes a shag here there and everywhere.

“That Luis is such a sket wagon!” says Sandra to Linda.

sket wagon by 69ordoggystyle August 2, 2019

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sket some

A term coined by a few dudes out of Nor-cal that has become a common saying amongst many drinkers. It simply implies getting booze, but said in a very happy and funny tone.

Broken down on further analysis, it started as "let's get some brew!" After a few weeks it turned into "s-get some brew!" then finally into "SKET SOME!"

Example:

Shawn: What are we doing tonight?

Matt: Drinking Shawnsta, drinking, duh.

Shawn: Aite, "SKET SOME!"

Matt: AITE, lets roll!

sket some by Rockstar Myers October 25, 2011

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Sket Cadet

The biggest sket/skit of them all. Often stupid, less attractive than she thinks and very wiling to put out at any given time.

"Oh my god christie, stop being such a sket cadet."

Sket Cadet by alex_ogilvie February 18, 2009

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