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Wheel some skeeze

to (wheel) hook up or pick up a (skeeze) skanky , slutty or easy partner..
daniel: YOOo were gonnaWheel some skeeze tonigh!! ahah jokingg. only hot girls

Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze
by jucied January 2, 2011
mugGet the Wheel some skeezemug.

skeezed out

(Predominantly British term) Being both skeezed and aroused at the same time.
He was kinda skeezed out at the thought of being in a fertility clinic, knowing so many men were gonna be wanking nearby.
by HoustonWrodNerd September 12, 2018
mugGet the skeezed outmug.

cross-country skeez

Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging.
Eric: "See dat hood rat up da street?"

Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."
by Eric and Trav January 5, 2008
mugGet the cross-country skeezmug.

skeezed up

used to mean "has alot of females"
yo bro this party is skeezed up! Get over here!
by trickassbeezy July 4, 2009
mugGet the skeezed upmug.

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."
Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.
by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011
mugGet the SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BROmug.

Skeeze

whatta skeeze
by Official CV May 1, 2022
mugGet the Skeezemug.

Skeeze

When one sneezes and it feels so good, that they simultaneously skeet .
Oh man ,I just skeezed. I'll never get these stains out
by Spaghetti Western December 18, 2011
mugGet the Skeezemug.

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