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shred the gnar

A snowboarding and surfing term. Extreme riding
hey man, theres some sick fresh powder out... in so stoked to go shred the gnar!
by a snowboarder July 28, 2011
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Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument
"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"
by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021
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Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"
Yo, we shredding plastic rn?
by walmu May 22, 2022
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Shred face

The unintentional weird and often humorous face(s) one makes whilst engaging in a mentally strenuous activity. Most often used in reference to the face a guitarist makes while "shredding".
Dude, your shred face is hilarious. You look you're trying to mouth words and your bottom lip keeps twitching. Do you need to blink that much?
by Trogdor90 May 21, 2017
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Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off
A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.
by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021
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shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
by Loweena November 1, 2017
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shred it dude

when you go in to an oap too hard so they rip
i just shredded susan dude shred it dude
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