by a snowboarder July 28, 2011
Get the shred the gnarmug. To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
And his penis became sore.
by Loweena November 1, 2017
Get the shredding the catmug. by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021
Get the Shred on the yoinkymug. The unintentional weird and often humorous face(s) one makes whilst engaging in a mentally strenuous activity. Most often used in reference to the face a guitarist makes while "shredding".
Dude, your shred face is hilarious. You look you're trying to mouth words and your bottom lip keeps twitching. Do you need to blink that much?
by Trogdor90 May 21, 2017
Get the Shred facemug. A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.
Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.
by bakermancan February 21, 2011
Get the shred toastmug. by beepbeepijustfellintoyournansp July 11, 2018
Get the shred it dudemug. by walmu May 22, 2022
Get the Shredding Plasticmug.