by a snowboarder July 28, 2011
Get the shred the gnarmug. A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.
Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.
by bakermancan February 21, 2011
Get the shred toastmug. by beepbeepijustfellintoyournansp July 11, 2018
Get the shred it dudemug. To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
And his penis became sore.
by Loweena November 1, 2017
Get the shredding the catmug. by walmu May 22, 2022
Get the Shredding Plasticmug. Freestyle shred is a sport known to most as hacky-sack but commonly known as footbagging. Shredding is usually complex tricks strung together in an effort to make a flowing, highly skilled routine of footbag.
Hey did you see the tournament yesterday? They were playing hardcore hacky-sack!
No, those were freestyle shredders.
No, those were freestyle shredders.
by Ashent June 27, 2006
Get the freestyle shredmug. To go against the grain so hard that it is metaphorically reduced to shreds. Only accomplished through a groundbreaking act of badassery.
Quinn: "Man, Jake, you shred the grain so hard last night!"
Jake: "I jumped over a garbage can, dude"
Quinn: "I KNOW! You STG'd to the max!"
Jake: "I jumped over a garbage can, dude"
Quinn: "I KNOW! You STG'd to the max!"
by TheJanePlane June 5, 2017
Get the Shred the grainmug.