sharted

an unexpected burst of shit while farting

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

Shanties

Shanties:

n. Article of clothing short enough to be mistaken as panties, but worn as shorts.

Guy 1: You see that chick in the shanties?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she looks fine.

by Boom Dizzle January 12, 2011

butt sharpie

The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.

I love seeing all the colors in that girls ass. Those Butt Sharpies are like an assrainbow.

by Analbum cover March 19, 2014

sharted

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

by mrausch May 31, 2009

[Sharted]

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.

Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted

by Super_Arj October 15, 2007

sharted

a shart is when you got gas followed by some mud then just a little more gas.

mike just sharted on his bike

by webster-d December 24, 2008

Sharkiesha

To shit talk a bitch and get knocked the fuck out

Person 1: Yo dawg, u hear about shaniqwa?

Person 2: Yeah mahn, she shit talked Sharkiesha real good and got knocked the fuck out

by Rheal Niqqa November 27, 2013