Shaft Sheriff 

The man with the largest penis in the current room.

Man, I wish I was Pete Davidson, he always gets to be the shaft sheriff.

Shaft Sheriff by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022

shaft of shame 

A taunt used to describe one's penis when fucking a chick that you loathe or do not actually care about.

Yeah, take it! Take the shaft of shame!

shaft of shame by dickhole4life February 1, 2008

Shaft Shiner 

One who shines shafts

Your a shaft shiner!

Shaft Shiner by Drcockenstein March 31, 2009

Shaft Blender 

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.

person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.

Shaft Blender by STSgaming June 25, 2016

shaft snorting 

Shaft snorting involves doings lines of cocaine along the shaft of a man's penis beginning near the base of and extending towards the tip. Sensitive-side shaft snorting can be performed with the man lying down and is usually started near the head of the penis and ends at the ball sack (dirf) region where a large a amount of cocaine rests for the finisher.

Andy got extremely high by shaft snorting Josh.

shaft snorting by CWoot November 8, 2007

Shaft Wangus 

One who always recieves the shit-end of any deal, includin with women. He is always deemed as the "nice guy" who is never effectd by any of this, and even if he is he cannot express it.

"Hey look its shaft wangus, he seems sad but who gives a fuck? Let's go to him with our issues he'll help us out for sure."

Shaft Wangus by Brownie April 20, 2004

shaft-hole 

a hole in which the shaft is inserted.

Hillary took it in the shaft-hole.

shaft-hole by Ben Tshaft April 13, 2010