jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009

selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

urban serfing

The act of gathering video content by an individual while walking through urban centers, showcasing unique properties and venues which influence our appreciation of Architecture, Food, Art and Entertainment.

The videos we saw were taken by an individual who was urban serfing.

by USerf March 26, 2014

Selling water

Selling weed

*After school
Person 1: Aye, you selling waters?
Person 2: Yeah. Not until later though.

Text*
Person 1: Waters?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: 20 minutes

by Zdm May 29, 2015

Dildo selling

A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.

Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!

Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.

by Commodore64666666 June 2, 2010

Non-Linear Selling

Selling in pairs or other combinations and for more than one year at a time, thereby decreasing the absolute number of deals required to sell out your inventory as well as increasing your efficiency and productivity.

If there are 200 signs in an arena and you sell them to sponsors in pairs for a term of two years each then you only need to make 50 deals per year to sell out your inventory instead of 200 per year--thus, you have reduced your workload by 75%. If you can further increase the number of multi-year deals for pairs of signs you can do per annum then your sales will increase at an ever increasing rate-- that is non-linear selling.

by ProfBruce April 20, 2011

selling cookies

1. to sell out on your friends
2. to ditch on plans

Mike: yo, I thought John was gonna come too.
Frank: no, hes selling cookies on the corner instead.

by TheGoonie April 27, 2006