Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 8, 2022
Get the Seizure to please hermug. Friend 1: damn who dat tweaking on the floor over there in the airport
Friend 2: awl damn fam don't worry it's juice wrld doing his seizure trend
Friend 2: awl damn fam don't worry it's juice wrld doing his seizure trend
by slimester4kT December 12, 2019
Get the seizuremug. A Tony Seizure, a severe type of Seizure named after politician Tony Lope, is a seizure that is caused by having to many thoughts all at once, or thinking about to many people or things.
"Why did you have a Tony Seizure?"
"I was trying to work out how many girlfriends I have, I keep messing them up"
"oh"
"I was trying to work out how many girlfriends I have, I keep messing them up"
"oh"
by Therealobama69 June 20, 2021
Get the Tony Seizuremug. A laughing fit, usually one to the point where you can barely breathe. In some situations, your muscles might cramp from being tensed up laughing.
Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.
Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.
by whizzer going down October 9, 2023
Get the giddy seizuremug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Releasemug. A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024
Get the Taiwanese Seizure Goonmug. by here and queer January 27, 2015
Get the seizure-isticmug.