Scientology

The science of life that answers the eternal unanswered questions such what or who we are , where we came from and where we might be going. It has been presented to the world since the early 1950s by one of the world's greatest geniuses, L Ron Hubbard.

Unfortunately the failed Earth natives to whom this was presented to , turned out to be so immersed in their own superstitions, egotisms and prejudices that they managed to trash the work that what offered to them on a silver platter.

The wisdom of the scientology subject will probably not be realized by the current primitives who inhabit the Earth anymore than would the culture of the dark ages admit the tenets of 21st century science.

Hopefully in a few generations , humankind, if it survives its self destructive period ,will evolve from its infantile barbaric stage and the generations living then will realize what they have gotten handed to them. Hence most of the work of current officers of Scientology is concerned with preserving the materials for those future generations.

The simplest meaning for the word Scientology would be THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE.

by truthteller May 13, 2005

Scientology

1. Something people do when ordinary answers don't seem good enough.
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2. Study of mental processes and improvement thereof.
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3. Institution for life improvement using communication, ethics, and a study of spirituality.

1. "He is doing Scientology."
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2. "Her Scientology has helped her with her compulsions."
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3. "They have become more ethical since getting into Scientology."

by your friend, Mark January 13, 2008

Scientology

The ability to place negative thoughts in a Christian's head by simply saying this single word. Similar to the word holocost to a Jew, brings on fear and predictiable conditioned responses from Brainwashed Catholics, baptists, Muslims and other ignorunt swine. Strikes fear and contempt in a Christian's head.

To be a student of Scientology, is to be free of Religous teachings and conceptual hatred of your fellow man.

by L.Ron. Cubbard March 31, 2008

Scientology

to make things needlessly complicated and upsetting

WE SCIENTOLOGY THOSE FOOLS SND EVERY ONE GOT ARRESTED FOR SQUIRRELLING!

by loki888 July 26, 2020

Scientology

Don't open the fucking door

What is Scientology?

A bunch of door knocking fanatics!

by Some dumb kid November 9, 2020

Scientology

A Bunch of Frickin Idiots

Scientology is Frickin Stupid

by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023

Scientology

A new religion that uses mental tricks to get people to get people's money.

That religion used a personality test, to convince me I had severe personal issues that only Scientology could fix and is now asking me to sell my house so that I can pay for these courses that I need to become clear, but if I misbehave I'll have to go to detention where they tell me I still have mental problems, and they may make me clean toilets with my tongue causing me further mental harm. Do I really need Scientology to tell me who I am?

by Tripathy Das April 4, 2024