AIR SCARF

When a person passes gas while wearing a longer jacket that covers the buttox. This causes the hot gas to rise inside the jacket and escape around the neck and face area like an invisible scarf of flatulence.

Man, ever since I had tacos for lunch I've been sporting this air scarf.

I've been air scarfing all day! I can't stand it anymore!

Jamen: I much prefer the warmth of an air scarf over a regular scarf anyday, much cozier.
Chad: I definitely agree, certainly much more personal.

by Jamen and Chad April 3, 2008

cunt scarf

A skirt so high it looks more like a scarf.
An insult.

"Do you have any skirts that are more cunt scarf than this?"
"You cunt scarf."

by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005

Kavorkian Scarf

"A Thing Of Death" A blood pressure cuff placed around a drug addicted squirrels neck. A fictitious name used on FaceBook by very twisted and demented people. A shield in which one protects themselves from the backlash of societies opinions of ones self.

"Oh how cruel is the world....that I have the Kavorkian Scarf......round My neck!"
"I was just scarfed!"
"And I digress that humanity is still, by and large...pathetic.....Glad I have my Kavorkian Scarf...Round My Neck!"

by Kavorkian Scarf February 3, 2010

meat scarf

1.a penis so large that it can be extended to wrap around a person's neck, or another person's neck.
2.a large penis that can be used for recreational reasons.

girl: I'm cold.
boy: you can wear my meat scarf.
girl: ew.

by CherLady May 20, 2007

Boobie Scarf

When a woman throws her breasts each shoulder because she had multiple children, causing her breasts to hang so low, they almost drag on the floor.

Tim: "Dang, sally just popped out her third kid, once all that breast milk goes away, she'll be rocking the boobie scarf"

Jeff: "No Doubt"

by Cougarhuntin' March 9, 2010

Dick Scarf

A pube so long it wraps round your penis like a scarf

Recently I've been growing a dick scarf for charity.

by Kenny da Tigers sexual advisor June 6, 2016

Kavorkian Scarf

The device that takes blood pressure, which is then rapped around ones neck.

While snooping around his grandmothers bedroom looking for winter mittens and scarves, little Johny comes warps his neck with a Kavorkian Scarf.

by Nick Wade McClellan July 12, 2007