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stanford (name)

normally used as a second name, people with the second name "Stanford" are sexy naughty, and have a big cock (if male), at first they may seem innocent but after you meet them you'll realise that they're very naughty and they don't mind going more than 1 round in the bedroom, only the most luckiest of people can say they have had an experience with them in bed, people normally find themselves attracted to them and normally can't help but pleasure themselves over that person.
damn Mr Stanford (name) you're looking great today!
by reality1234 November 27, 2017
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stanford university

One of the best universities in the US. Incredibly open-minded and decidedly saturated with that wonderful California liberalism. The girls are better than people say, and the guys are either really hott or ugly like woah. We also party pretty hard here... trust me :). Athletics and academics are premier. Pretty much the best place on the earth.
by sexymexi July 7, 2005
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sandford syndrome

the process by which one becomes a horse. once thought to be as improbable as alchemy, cases have proven conclusively the efficacy of such a phenomenon.

symptoms include:

loud neighing speech, often at inappropriate social junctions and containing inappropriate content, when intelligible.
engorged gums and teeth, causing the frame of the mouth to protrude from the face.
messy eating habits
obsession with shoes and general covering of hooves.
"HAAAAAAAAAYY! i just got these rad kicks. they are radical. revere them. ima go kick right now on my deck which i bought from bleeker st cause its not legit otherwise. later buuu-ddy"

a classic and sadly incurable case of sandford syndrome
by peeeeeeeeeeppitt April 13, 2010
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Stanford

ITT: A bunch of elitist butthurt retards.
Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.

Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
by God_in_a_Box November 6, 2010
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stanford

lets have a look at my stanford
by drRabbit666 August 1, 2009
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Stanford University

a failed version of berkeley with their heads so far up their ass they can't see that
by Oaktownballa February 7, 2005
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Stanford University

Commonly called "The Farm."

Stanford > insert your fav university

...except of course in the subject of hot girls...CAN'T ARGUE THAT ONE.
by vlin April 30, 2005
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