russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 05, 2022

Russian Meteor

A few naked girls interlock and become a tangled mesh which is the meteor. Then a bunch of guys come in, find a hole and start pounding away.

Guy1: Dude look at thoes chicks over there!
Guy2: Yeah they're pretty hot!
Guy1: I'd love to engage in a Russian Meteor with them!

by The_Natural_Log February 19, 2013

Russian Badger

You already know who it is. The harbinger of death. The memester of siege. The one true savior. HE IS a jager main.

"Did your aunt get out of the hospital?" "Yeah but in the wrong way, she got the worst kind of cancer." "Really which one?" "She has the Russian Badger." "Dear God, I'm so sorry."

by SOMEBODYRINGTHEDINKSTER? April 28, 2018

muddy russian

1/3 Kahlua (Rum and Coffee Liqueur)
1/3 Smirnoff (Triple Distilled 100 Proof Vodka)
1/3 Starbucks (Vanilla Frappuccino Chilled Coffee Drink)

*Served Chilled or 2-3 Ice Cubes, Shaken or Stirred. Take care!

On Christmas Eve, I decided to have a Muddy Russian beverage.

by Mister-_-McGill December 25, 2015

pet russian

Firstly, I can’t believe you dipshits didn’t have pet Russian on here. Basically, pet Russian likes to play with Russian weapons, squat, sustain himself off ammunition etc. he Was a large meme through late 2019 to pretty much right now. So the joke is you say come here my pet Russian, and it like squat runs up to you and wants ammo. As in...

Guy: COME HEEERREEE MY PET RUSSIAN

Pet Russian: *squat runs up to you, AK47 in hand and begs for 7.62

by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 28, 2020

russian walking

In Counter-Strike, hitting timed crouches while running; it produces a silent run/walk.

The 1337 nubsauce was russian walking and then pr0ceeded to lame me with awp.

by KEichler February 13, 2008

russian straw

The act of placing the penis between the breasts and rubbing in an up and down motion while squeezing said breasts together.

Since she said no to a blow job I suggested a Russian Straw instead.

by Qweenybee December 11, 2021