Roganism

When beta males exaggerate the truth in order to seek social relevance

The little bartender at the Irish pub constantly uses roganisms to gain popularity

by eirebartender August 27, 2023

Wife Rogan

I don't know her name... And I refuse to google it!

Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."

Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Joe Rogan

So it IS him! I knew Jordan didn't have the balls for it.

Hym "Yeah, get his daughters. Get his kids. Find them. Do whatever it takes. IT HIM! FIND THEIR ASSES! IT'S HIS KIDS OR YOUR! FINAL ULTIMATUM! GET JOE ROGAN. HIS KIDS OR YOURS."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2024

Roganization

To derive and opinionize science or pseudo-scientific facts and/or opinions to form a real world narrative that conflicts or aligns with laden fact, often to generate public dialogue or controversy.

The big pharma lobbyists presented a sub-par roganization of data at the hearing which prevailed in a speedy commute to public consumption.

by Troll Daddy February 27, 2022

Roganize

The act of roganization. The interpolation of subjective, controversial fact pseudo-fact, conspiracy theory, or personal opinion which forms a real world narrative that becomes sustainable and potentially foundational to a given society.

Choosing to roganize all of the data, including the less than factual, falsely created a logical narrative that proved extremely difficult to deconstruct to those who chose to initially accept as truth.

by Troll Daddy February 27, 2022

Roganization

Noun; the derivation/interpolation of facts, pseudo-fact, heresay, bespoke belief(s), propaganda, or any combination that creates a broad-stroke popular foundational narrative that, although partially true, is extremely difficult to disestablish once generally accepted.

Big pharma lobbyed for a scientific Roganization of the new cancer treatment drug, which speedily commuted it's targeted populace consumption.

by Troll Daddy March 7, 2022

Rogan

Rogans are usually attractive and funny, which will catch your eye immediately. You will talk to Rogan somewhere and instantly fall in love, which will make you think about him all the time. He will charm you so much, but have awful communication skills, so much so it will probably end whatever you have. He will charm you with his words, and make you want him back every day, even though he has moved on. You will likely NEVER forget Rogan, no matter how hard you try, he will be stuck in your memories forever.

Girl 1: " I wish I could start all over with Rogan"

Girl 2: " It's been 8 months, why do you still like him?"

by Isaiah 60:22 February 1, 2026