Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."

Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2025

Joe Rogan

So it IS him! I knew Jordan didn't have the balls for it.

Hym "Yeah, get his daughters. Get his kids. Find them. Do whatever it takes. IT HIM! FIND THEIR ASSES! IT'S HIS KIDS OR YOUR! FINAL ULTIMATUM! GET JOE ROGAN. HIS KIDS OR YOURS."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2024

Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.

Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?

by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025

Rogan

When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.

Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.

OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.

by Tuneraider November 30, 2024

Rogan

I’m sitting at the golf course because it’s where I go when im in a bad place. You are so precious to me I would do anything to take away your pain. It breaks my heart to see the sweetest boy carry such heavy burdens. I talked to my cousin around Christmas about his brother Josh who died in a motor cycle accident. He was the most kind hearted genuine and lively person. Our whole family changed after he died. Barely anyone cares to see each other anymore. YOU., Rogan Tyrone Are one of those one in a million people. You have So much Unbelievable potential. To me, you have already come So far, too far. I hope so badly you find peace in the chaos. I understand how hard it can be at times. I am sorry that it is so grueling and awful. You are in No way deserving of any bad, any negative, or any evil that has ever been in your life. There is no way in Hell your potential will be wasted. I Will do angthing in my power to show you. You are deserving of Anything your heart truly desires. You Are Capable of + Worthy of Anything you can dream of. Taking time for yourself IS Necessary and You Rogan Tyrone Are deserving of every bit of love+ Selflove-care this life has to offer. You are so unique and full of life and adventure. YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS + IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD.

~BELIEVE IT~**naruto**

Rogan, a god of the new world.

by BrittanyParsons;)~SS January 22, 2025