riddles

riddles n. 1. The official language of the Prophet. To give an answer in the form of a question. 3. To occupy someone with false statements. 4. Truth to the Prophet, Lies to the childern. 5. Can be a question or statement with absolutly no correct answer. 5. A form of defence. 6. A keen way to get things.

syn. stories

1. The Prophet spoke to me in such riddles that I completely lost time.
2. Brett, what's up with the riddles?There are no poon here!
3. The Prophet got a free Bud Light after riddling the 7-11 cashier for 10 minutes.

by steve borgelt February 10, 2004

riddlebox

the third jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Riddle Dick

A Riddle Dick is any guy attending Embry Riddle that believes he is undeniably the most wonderful person walking on earth due to his status as a pilot or supergenius engineer.

Riddle Dick's often use cheesy pickup lines, wear large pilot sunglasses, pop their collars, and will shun any woman they mistook as an easy Riddle Chick.

AKA douche bag

Riddle Dick: Hey baby, I'm a pilot at Embry Riddle. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Normal Girl: (rolls eyes and walks away)

Riddle Dick to friend: What a bitch! I should tell everyone she works on the corner of Ridgewood and participated in the donkey show.

by Nik M. November 11, 2006

The Riddler

A person on the "interview trail" that cannot stop asking questions about a program.

So that about does it for the interview day, does anyone have any questions?

"Yeah, do the residents have a lot of time for reading and research?"

Oh my god the riddler will not shut up. I just want to go home!

by Interview Trail November 18, 2009

they'll never solve my riddle now

a prominent quote derived from the hit cartoon "dora the explorer". this was said by the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge. (think angrier, cruder, raw version of Swiper the Fox's accent.)

{Dora and dumb Boots stop in front of bridge} Grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge: Heh, heh, heh. They'll never solve my riddle now.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

The Riddler

an asparagus

why is there bird holding on to a piece of asparagus??

that’s just the riddler

by Sisterswag June 11, 2019

rodderinguppsorn

the act of using a spoon to kayak because you forgot your oar at home like a dumbass.

Oh dude you are going to have to rodderinguppsorn that bitch.

by Constancemcgee June 21, 2013