ricer

Usually someone who buys a used Honda Civic for $2,000 and upgrades it with $10,000 in modifications, and then wishes they had bought that ultra-cool Scion that looks like the box that came in the mail with all of my sex toys in it.
Hey man, you stupid ricer! You could have bought that Scion and been the least aerodynamic piece of shit on the road!
by your face December 08, 2004
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There is *one* advantage to living in SLO -- only rarely do I see a ricer.
by The Grammar Nazi May 30, 2002
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Someone that cannot modify a car correctly

Someone that cannot describe and engine's various parts

Someone that cannot paint a body kit/lip kit

Someone that cannot buy a decent import such as the following: Acura RSX-S, Toyota Celica, Mazda RX-7, Civic Si, Toyota Supra, Mazda RX-8, Subaru WRX and STi, Mitsubishi Evolution, etc...

Someone that modifies a econo car such as the following: Civic DX,LX and EX trims, Mazda 3, Chevy Cavalier, Chevy Cobalt (not SS), Pontiac Sunfire, AND THINKS IT'S FAST etc..

Someone that thinks a 4inch+ exhaust will give better low end gains. But in effect it will give better top end gains.

Someone that goes fast all the time because they can.

Someone that modifies a car incorrectly, I.E cutting springs, ghetto rigged intake, tire tuck on stock suspension, etc...

Anyone that installs pointless blinking lights or any other pointless gimmick on their car

Anyone who does not know what the fuck they are talking about.

Anyone who just modifies a car because they can, not because he or she is an enthusiast.

****this applies for every make and model of car on the road, not just japanese cars.****
"my base model Mustang V6 with the Pony Package is the shit, even though it cannot corner worth a shit, i'm a ricer"
by XLR June 28, 2006
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ANYONE who adds stickers/clear tail-lights, euro windshield wiper, paints their euro windshield wiper, adds a fart pipe, adds 2 fart pipes to a non dual exhaust (see del sol), one who thinks his 4 cylinder rice bucket can beat an 8 or 10 cylinder (see camaro, viper) one who pays $5000 for their car new then adds $50,000 in modifications to their car when they could have just bought a real car with power (see viper, corvette). anyone with a honda who thinks their car is even remotely fast at anything period.
dude this guy tried to race me, i laughed.. he didn't even have clear tail lights and he thought he could beat me!
by viper October 03, 2003
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1. a derogitory term used to describe a person who has taken an imported or other basic model car and added often guady body and interior pieces.
2. a car that has been modified with guady interior or exterior pieces.
3. this does not apply to cars that have the power to back up the outrageous look.
Bill: Look at that stupid ricer's wing.
Poncho: Nah, man it puts down 750 horse power to the front wheels.
Bill: yeah but it is still a pos accord
by unsubmitted December 17, 2003
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looks fast but goes slow


shouldn't get that old ass civic . . you'll be a ricer . . get a wordcrotch rocket/word and smoke everyone on the road instead . .
by TurboCorvette April 05, 2003
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by Uncle Ben June 29, 2003
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