reuben

reuben is a christian mallu who wants to be punjabi and jatt. he has yur back bc he’s a follower but it’s ok bc he can violate and isn’t a snowflake. #jattlife

“yo we beefing”
“yh add reuben for backcase”

by g1jatt🚜🌾🇮🇳 October 4, 2020

Reuben

Sponge Bob

Omg it’s “Reuben”!!!!

by Whalgan April 26, 2021

Reuben

Reuben has such a big dick that Lana Rhodes can’t even eat it. He’s the nicest hottest person you’ll ever meet and he’s great at sex. He’s athletic sexy and a great person. Girls go crazy for him.

Reuben is so fucking smeggsy

by cockeater42069 May 7, 2021

Reuben

doesnt make any effort apart from burping. doesnt give love and affetcion uses you as a prostitute

ew thats reuben?

by unknownnteehee November 9, 2021

Reuben

A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.

Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!

by EveFuckedEric September 1, 2021

Reuben

Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.

Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.

by Huzzbungo September 8, 2021

Reuben boydhouser

A wanna be biker mechanic that works for his daddy docking all day then goes home and has rainbow kisses with mommy while dad records for later enjoyment

Hey, why isn't work getting done in the yard? Them guys just be reuben boydhouser ing all day, that's why.

by Barry#1mech September 15, 2021