retaliatory masturbation

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.

Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

by Alan Pincus13 November 26, 2013

Retail gay

A typically flamboyant gay man that works in retail. Usually a retail gay will say something like "I work in the fashion industry for Nordstrom" this translates to "I fold clothes and sell designer clothes at Nordstrom for a living."

My friend tried to set me up with the only other gay person she knows, a retail gay that works at the MAC counter.

by TheCorporateGay March 7, 2016

white retard

Someone who acts stupid so he can get attention.

Usually the white guy who embarrasses himself in class for laughs.
Don't mistake this for regular retardness. This white retard isn't actually mentally retarded. He wasn't born with a mental disability. This white retard became a retard himself. He chose the retard life.

Wow! Joey don't be a white retard!!!!Stop embarrassing yourself so you can get attention.

by Seagulls.exe September 25, 2017

flipping retard

flipping retard a person or something that is fucking retarded a non vulgar less offensive when you dont want to use vulgar profane language

what the zoo done to that lion last week is flipping retarded

by littlejimmie March 5, 2019

Life span of a retard

17 years

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects

by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022

retard rap

Also known as ringtone rap. Mainstream rap music that's more about posturing and telling you to buy crap than it is about anything meaningful. The "gangsta" pose, combined with the barely coherent, often materialistic lyrics, makes the performers sound retarded.

Easily identified by repetitive choruses that take up most of the song, and the rapper's insistence that you buy some new fad object that you'll be embarrassed to own in five years (such as grills, or parachute pants).

Person #1: "Yo g-dizzle, I just picked up dat new Paul Wall CD!"

Person #2: "Get that retard rap shit the fuck outta my face!"

by The Reverend Soup January 18, 2008

retard determination

Solving something or doing things with a brute force style due to lack of understanding, that otherwise could have been done in a more educated and methodical manner.

Bob, not knowing the underlying rules of Minesweeper still managed to solve it after several attempts thanks to his retard determination.

by TheSatan April 14, 2009