rekon

Used in then English slang dilect, "rekon" has the equivalant to "guess". Started in the back woods of the appalachian mountains of the USA, it is now commonly used in the UK.

I rekon these pants will fit when I lose this weight. You rekon?

by ou812icyou June 27, 2006

Day of Reckoning

day of the Last Judgment when Admin will decree the fates of all members according to the good and evil of their forum lives.

When the Day of Reckoning is upon us, all non-contributing members will be purged.

by blazee September 4, 2008

maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

by Phineas T April 9, 2008

Self Report

To kill someone in the game among us, and report the body that you killed.

Green (impostor): I found the body near o2! Black: HE SELF REPORTED I SAW HIM Cyan: yeah it looks like green vented Red: how do I go in vents like black did?

by Amongusfungus October 6, 2020

David Reckon

Da.vid Re.ck.on \'da:v-d- re-'kon-*s\ term. (descp. fr. phrase) 1: a male who wants to be David Beckham and therefore endeavours to copy each one of his shit haircuts and metrosexual clothing. Will usually have a trophy missus who can thus be described as a poor man's Posh and Becks 2: most of the male population of Essex 3: see also David Peckham 4: loosely related to a mockney.

1: "Is that David Beckham" said Geri
"Is it fuck" said Mel B "It's David Reckon.

by jim December 24, 2004

reckon

1. to judge , to consider
2. to think
3. to estimate

I don't reckon your chances of success.

I reckon I can fly.

by agata January 9, 2005

minority report

have sexual conquest with an asian, latino, pacific islander, and african

my friend won 3000 bucks in vegas bought a minority report, which included a room, and 8ball, and 4 hookers (an asian latino an pacific islander and a african)

by hessba December 31, 2011