rectal fury

The wave of severe diarhea which wreaks havoc on the digestive tract.

That chinese hot sauce gave me hardcore rectal fury!

by BAFUNGUDAMICHI June 28, 2005

Rectal Hamburger

The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.

Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!

by The Pimp's Bologna February 28, 2008

Rectal Kisser

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)

Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009

testicle shitting rectal wart

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

by Jay de Tejas September 13, 2003

Rectals

a.k.a. Sliders. A greesy late night mini-hamburger, most likely purchased from White Castle, usually causing severe pelvic discomfort and bowel instability when consumed.

Man, I'm drunk and it doesn't look like I'm gonna get laid, let's go get some rectals!

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

rectabate

To sodomize oneself with either fingers, vibrators, dildos, or random objects.
Rectum + Masturbate = Rectabate

When Chavo went to Cuba, his boyfriend Ignacio rectabated himself raw every lonely night.

by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop December 30, 2008

rectangularish

an object that is somewhat shaped as a rectangle, but isn’t fully shaped like a rectangle.

That plant box over there is rectangularish.

by catgurl789 March 20, 2019