by lover of women February 5, 2004
Get the rectal starmug. Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.
The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.
My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.
My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Rectal Lavamug. The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010
Get the Rectal Fortificationmug. An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.
Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.
by joseph blough October 8, 2023
Get the Rectal adventuremug. Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 19, 2008
Get the Rectal Snorkelermug. A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
by Jordowns April 28, 2014
Get the Rectal Wranglermug. The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
Get the Rectal projectilemug.