Rectal Fortification

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.
by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010
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rectal erection

where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam
"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"
by budandjeff March 26, 2019
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rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.
After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.
by Knob299 November 20, 2007
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rectal rampage

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE
by Niqqerdicc February 21, 2016
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Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.
Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 13, 2008
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Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler
by Jordowns April 29, 2014
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Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
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