The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010
by budandjeff March 26, 2019
When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.
by Knob299 November 20, 2007
by Niqqerdicc February 21, 2016
Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 13, 2008
A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
by Jordowns April 29, 2014
The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009