Recember

When all of the holiday decorations and festivities give you deja vu.

Bobo put up the same Christmas decorations he’s put up for the last decade this Recember.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

recede

go or move back or further away from a previous position.

"the flood waters had receded"

by ssjebdgw cgydvgx May 28, 2019

fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"

fit Receptionist at Thornleigh

by man 32145 June 12, 2009

at recess

1. when you quit a hobby for an extended period of time

2. when you lose interest in a project or procrastinate to avoid finishing it

Aaron started fixing his truck, but now it's just sitting since he's at recess.

by Low01silveradO June 19, 2016

Full on Recession

This word can be used as an excuse for anything in a time of economic hardship.

Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.

Moaner: Why don't you get a job and make somthing of your life?

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession

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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?

Student: Full on Recession

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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.

by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009

fw my recent

To go like someone's recent on Instagram.

Hey go fw my recent.

by Alysianna! December 18, 2016

Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008