Retardatious

If something you are doing is retarded then it is Retardatious.

You: Why are you wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine costume.
Me: Because its Retardatious

by Heyitzimy April 7, 2019

Retardando

Spanish retard

Hey yo you see that retardando over there amigo

by Mudkip435768534679567853456789 December 8, 2020

Recardo

Recardo is the most amazing, caring, sweet loving type of person. He usually cares about everyone and could care less about himself. He has one of the biggest and purest hearts out there so if you ever end up with a Recardo, you are sure in a for a adventure and rollercoaster with him so never lose him. Recardo usually loves hard and been hurt too much in the past that he felt like love was just a fairytale but if he ever ends up with someone, the love he has for you is a real. Recardo has a bad temper but rarely shows it, he hates liars and people who backstabs him, he’s the type to usually have 3-4 close friends and is sad inside but never talks about his problems to anyone, he would eventually bottle up his feelings until it breaks him. Recardo is an outgoing, atheltic and gaming person, he mostly play games and overthinks a lot, if you ever talk to him, always reassure him so his mind can be at peace and make his night or day. Overall, Recardo is the realest mf that will treat you and everyone right with respect, never turn your back on him. He’s one of a kind.

hey is that Recardo? I heard he’s an amazing and quiet guy, i should talk to him and make him feel better.

by reecaardoo November 21, 2021

Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023

Recard

Retard

Yoo u finna stop actin' like a recard rn...

by Percy Bruer September 26, 2023

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016