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Reading the Economist

Can be used in two ways:

1. Describes a sexual act that could have occurred between two close friends as they share a shower together while one person is supposedly reading the Economist, or

2. Describes the use of a completely non-sensical excuse to explain why a guy and a girl were in the shower at the same time.
"Hey..we knocked on the door for like 15 minutes and no one answered..where were you?"

"In the shower with my friend."

"DOING WHAT?!"

"I was cold, so I decided to sit in the bathroom and absorb the steam, and so I was reading the Economist while I was there."

"..."
by Neb Nimajney August 24, 2006
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monkey raping shit eater

One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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reating

Passerby: Whatcha reating?
Reater: Pepperoni pizza and Lord of the Flies.
Passerby: Good taste.
by reat! July 7, 2010
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Readington middleschool

A toxic ass school made up of whores who fuck everything that has a dick. Kids that think they cool cuz they be vapin an shii. Oh ass teachers who hate they job and only there to fuck up yo day by makin shii harder for you, and some crazy ass rapists that like to grab lil girls asses
Yo what school u go to?

Readington middleschool. Why
Oh fuck bro we can’t hang no mo.

Y?

Cuz u be goin to school wit a bunch of rich white whores
by Daddy moss if yk yk lmaoo January 7, 2020
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raping in japan

Raping in America = VERY ILLEGAL.
Raping in Japan = VERY LEGAL AND PRACTICED.
by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm December 10, 2008
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raping

What people type on the internet when they mean "rapping." Adds a whole different context to the sentence i.e. the person in question is renowned for his style of raping.
I love your raping ! ! your the next white raper ! ! (sic)
by T from the L September 16, 2008
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Outside Reading

Reading done outside of school, usually by choice. After being mandatory in elementary school, pleasure reading was (therefore, perhaps?) regarded as uncool in middle school but trendy in high school.
Pleasure reading makes other people look like intellectuals, but doing my pleasure reading on some type of online dictionary did nothing for me.
by Diggity Monkeez April 3, 2005
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