Nom Nom Raptor

When you pretend you have no thumbs and eat with your face, while saying "nom nom nom nom nom" ie. nom nom raptor.

Philpe scared all the kids away when he screamed "I A NOM NOM RAPTOR" and meanly ate 3 children.

by DinosaurGirl May 9, 2010

Raptor-Jesus

The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.

"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"

"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"

by ILoveRaptor-Jesus16725 February 13, 2009

Raptor Shreik

A type of scream used in metal - often high-pitched, getting higher as the scream goes on.

Not to be confused with pig squeals or similar poser-band screams.

Lamb of God has some of the best raptor shreiks in the world.

by PresidentBOB November 15, 2007

angry raptor

during sex in the doggie style position make yourself look like a raptor(i.e. make ur arms short by keeping your elbow bent and next to your ribs and get scrunched down like a pitcher in baseball) then procede to let a noise go out like a raptor.

last nite i was giving it 2 shela doggie style and pulled an angry raptor.

by AL MI T 1 April 7, 2008

Raptor

As in the F-22 Attack Fighter Aircraft in the USAF. Commonly known as the Raptor, and is loosely reffered to as a Raptor. Officially, it is the A/F-22 Raptor. Most civilians will know it as "our new jet."

The F-22 Raptor has stealth capabilites.

by Cln. Sanders November 24, 2003

Raptor Hands

A distinctive characteristic of an individual who has too much to drink. One would have raptor hands when one places their upper arms flat against their sides, only to have their forearms erected at a 90 degree angle, looking much like a raptor. Although scientists have studied raptor hands relentlessly, it is unclear why this pose is a side affect of intoxication.

"As soon as Steven began walking around the party with raptor hands, everyone knew that he had consumed the perfect amount of alcohol."

by onesexysquirrel April 14, 2010

black raptor baby jesus

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james

Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!

by Trey shizzle October 16, 2008