Skip to main content

Eric the Mexican Randall

a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
by Daddysmerk September 8, 2015
mugGet the Eric the Mexican Randallmug.

The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022
mugGet the The Randallizermug.

Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy
by TheCword November 24, 2021
mugGet the Randallmug.

Dirty Randall

When you put your asshole in your partners face
He’s giving the dirty Randall to Fiona on the sporch
by Teeto September 23, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Randallmug.

Randallized

When someone is doing anything creepily to an unsuspecting victim
The poor girl on the playground is about to be randallized by the dude in the van
by Jathon14 July 27, 2016
mugGet the Randallizedmug.

randal tax

When you trash someones car anonymously so they have to pay
I just randal taxed my grandpa!”
“Very sigma!”
by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023
mugGet the randal taxmug.

Chubby Randall

Someone who exemplifies any/all of the following characteristics:
-likes getting naked in public
-likes making a spectacle of him/herself
-loves being the centre of attention
-has specific phobias about dirty hands and disordered bookshelves
-is a well-known figure among his/her peergroup
'When did you last see Chubby Randall?'
'In Germany!'
'No way!'
'Uh huh'
by aDearFriend April 9, 2008
mugGet the Chubby Randallmug.

Share this definition