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wrong way to run a railroad

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.
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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."
by WatterBottles February 10, 2022
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Underground Railroad

The sexual act of going down on a girl and vaping into her vagina
My boyfriend cannot stop vaping! Last night he vaped in my pussy and called it and Underground Railroad. It kinda tickled though.
by Chu Chu Twain March 28, 2016
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Underground Railroad

The act of two males having intercourse with a single female a.k.a. "running a train" while under the bedsheets. An underground railroad is exclusively when this act is done by African Americans.
"Yo, I heard you and your bro ran an Underground Railroad on Shanockquolisha last night!!"

"Hell yeah! That sh*t was insane!!"
by TheOneAndOnlyHalfnHalf October 2, 2011
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southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.
by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013
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Greasy Railroad

The act of ejaculating onto a girl’s braces while she smiles.
Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”

Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
by MFE.51101 October 5, 2021
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New York Central Railroad

A once-prominent American railroad that operated primarily in the northeastern and midwestern United States from 1853 to 1968. Known for its iconic streamlined art deco steam locomotives and the "Water Level Route," the New York Central connected major cities like New York City, Albany, Buffalo, Chicago, and Cleveland, providing essential passenger and freight services. The railroad played a significant role in the development of American infrastructure during the 19th and 20th centuries.

The central was a symbol of innovation and luxury, offering one of the most comfortable and sophisticated train services of its time. Famous for its opulent "20th Century Limited" passenger trains, the New York Central catered to the elite with first-class accommodations and speedy, reliable service. It was also notable for its sleek, streamlined trains that became a hallmark of American rail travel during the mid-20th century.

At its peak, the New York Central owned thousands of miles of track and operated a vast network of trains, but like many railroads, it struggled to compete with the rise of automobiles and air travel in the post-World War II era. In 1968, the New York Central merged with its rival the Pennsylvania Railroad to form the Penn Central Transportation Company, which later became notorious for its bankruptcy in the early 1970s.
Man, the New York Central railroad streamlined steam locomotives were sexy trains, bud sadly none is preserved. What a shame
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
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