wrong way to run a railroad

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2011

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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

by WatterBottles February 11, 2022

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southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."

I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.

by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013

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Pacific Railroad Crash

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole

it hurts
a lot

"holy shit that Pacific railroad Crash was aweful"

"yeah Dude we were so drunk"

by sexmonkey6969scottjakeandandy April 08, 2009

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Russian Railroad

A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.

Me and that chick from the bar did the Russian railroad last night.

by Russian chug December 30, 2020

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