by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2011

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.
Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
by WatterBottles February 10, 2022

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.
"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013

When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.
For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"
Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"
Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"
Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"
Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"
Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
by Ovata October 5, 2020

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

The Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 is an electric locomotive that was designed for high-speed passenger and freight service. Built between 1934 and 1943, it features a distinctive streamlined design with a long, slender body and a unique, iconic shape. The GG1 was known for its powerful performance, capable of reaching speeds up to 100 mph, and its ability to operate under varying voltage systems. It played a crucial role in improving rail transportation on the Northeast Corridor and remains an important symbol of American rail history. Operated by a couple of companies like: obviously the Pennsylvania railroad (PRR), Penn Central, Conrail, Amtrak and New Jersey Transit. It first run on January 28, 1935 and final run on October 29, 1983.
In the bustling 1940s, the Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 locomotive, “Pennsylvania 4935,” stood ready for its inaugural express run from New York to Washington, D.C. Clara, a young woman eagerly awaiting her brother’s return from the war, boarded the sleek, green train, marveling at its powerful design.
As the whistle blew and the GG1 roared to life, Clara felt the thrill of speed. The train glided effortlessly through the New Jersey marshlands, the golden reeds swaying as they passed. Inside, laughter and chatter filled the air, passengers sharing stories of homecoming.
As they approached Union Station, the sun dipped low, painting the sky in warm hues. Clara's heart raced; she spotted her brother among the crowd, and in an instant, they were reunited, joy and relief washing over them. Behind them, the GG1 stood tall—a symbol of hope and connection.
In that moment, Clara realized the locomotive was more than just a machine; it had bridged the gap of war, bringing families together in a new era of peace.
As the whistle blew and the GG1 roared to life, Clara felt the thrill of speed. The train glided effortlessly through the New Jersey marshlands, the golden reeds swaying as they passed. Inside, laughter and chatter filled the air, passengers sharing stories of homecoming.
As they approached Union Station, the sun dipped low, painting the sky in warm hues. Clara's heart raced; she spotted her brother among the crowd, and in an instant, they were reunited, joy and relief washing over them. Behind them, the GG1 stood tall—a symbol of hope and connection.
In that moment, Clara realized the locomotive was more than just a machine; it had bridged the gap of war, bringing families together in a new era of peace.
by EMD F59PHI October 14, 2024

Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
by MFE.51101 October 5, 2021
