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rafael ortiz

Someone who is always on Twitter and is very much a kpop stan. He’s addicted to buying albums and making indirect quotes. So yeah that’s Rafael for you.
Rafael Ortiz: would say as you should.
by Bangtanarmyletsgetit July 2, 2020
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Rafael and kelley

The greatest superpower in the world. Indestructible,battleworn... tougher then average. Together they can achieve the unachievable. And dont forget they make beautiful children.
Rafael and kelley have a beautiful baby girl named violet
by IceKream88 September 16, 2020
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Rafael

An Ace latinx person who doesn't know how to describe themselves.
"Hey Rafael why do you look so upset?"

"People keep saying I'm great at sex? I don't even like sex! Why is my name associated with this? Why does one of the top definitions start with a description that fits way to well to how I actually look?"

"What the fuck are you talking about."
by Asexual Earth Elemental November 4, 2020
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Rafael

His balls are humongous.
Did you see that guys nuts? They’re huge! He must be a Rafael.
by phil.spector November 22, 2021
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John Rafael

You're so John Rafael it hurts.
by Jeremiah Sanchez November 22, 2021
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Rafael

Rafael is the most amazing person you will ever be friends with in your life. He is a very caring and loving person but if you have any troubles with some dangerous people he will protect you with his massive biceps. If you ever meet a rafael you can expect that his best body part is circumcised but huuuuuge and he knows how to work with it. I dont live far away from a person named rafael and i see many girls walking in an after about 3h(thats how long he lasts) they try to walk out again but you cant say walk because thats not possible after one session with this crazy guy.

He is also very good at sports (obviously). His body really works for every kind of sport but you can see that from miles.

So if you want to make the right decision in life marry a guy named rafael and if its possible his last name should start with the letter L.
Her: Hey my boyfriend doesnt satisfy me in bed anymore

Best friend: What‘s his name

Her: Not Rafael

Best friend: Then i understand the problem
by Rafaelfanboy November 23, 2021
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Rafael

Big mf dick. But downside is he can’t pull bitches. “One eye is for guap, the other one for the wap”
Friend: “ Yo Rafael got big mf dick but no bitches
by BruhBallSack November 23, 2021
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