Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

This game is far the best game ever. It's a driving game where you basically choose a truck and a track and race. It's got unparalleled animation (it's the first game to introdue it's own breed of skybox animation), physics (only in this game can you run through walls, gotta love it), unlimited gameplay area, intelligent AI (the AI is so smart that it's confident it'll win without moving), exciting tracks, photorealistic graphics, and tons of unlockables/customization. It's definitely WINNER and beats games like Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Soulcalibur, Command and Conquer, Battlefield, Need for Speed, Forza Motorsport, Gran Turismo, Elder Scrolls, Halo (even if all these games are combined, they are still the worst ever). This game is WINNER, and so is Gamemill and Stellar Stone (the makers), Rigism (its devoted religion). Remember, STEER CLEAR OF POLICE ROADBLOCKS! READ THE WINNER FAQ!!!

YOU'RE WlNNER! MEGAONE IS WINNER! LORD STELL IS WINNER!
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing beats all LOSERS!!!

by OMGBORONBBQ August 5, 2006

Pig Racing

Truly the sport of Kings. Pigs are raced around a circuit, preferably with a Pig Jockey on board each pig, causing much hilarity. Traditionally the losing swine is turned into BBQ for the spectators, the losing Pig Jockey may become a spit roast.

"I'm heading down to the track for a spot of pig racing, I'll probably eat while I'm there"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

barrel racing

Barrel racing is a horse racing sport in which the rider guides the horse around a clover leaf pattern. For a left handed horse, You turn right around the 1st barrel, left around the second barrel, and left around the third barrel. For a right handed horse, you turn left around the normally second barrel, right around the normally 1st barrel and then right around the third barrel. You try to do this as fast as you possibly can.

At the more novice levels of this SPORT, the age groups are 6+under, 12+under, 13-17, adults, and 50+over.

And like most sports this can be done professionally. However, to do this as a pro, you have to be female. NO GUYZ ALOUD.

Professional barrel racing is one of the only sports that only women can participate in.

by leah June 19, 2006

Gazoo Racing

Gazoo Racing (commonly abbreviated as GR) is Toyota's performance division. They are responsible for the GR Yaris hot hatch (and maybe even a GR Corolla,) and the reborn GR Supra coupe, but most people call it the Toyota Supra anyway.

Forget TRD, Toyota's Gazoo Racing brand have made some pretty damn cool cars!

by username4544 August 21, 2020

brown racing stripes

Brown racing stripes occur when:
1. You do not whipe yourself well enough
2. You pinch one off a bit to soon
3. Your farts are so vile they stain your underwear brown in the area of your butt-crack

That son of a bitch did'nt wipe so he has brown racing stripes.

by Clay Monette October 6, 2003

Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

by kkbb May 12, 2020

subprime racing

Subprime is defined as credit scores of 580-619. The highest grossing vehicles sold in the subprime tier are Nissan, Chrysler, and Hyundai. Subprime racing is when two vehicles financed with subprime loans race through a city with below median GDP per capita.

I went down to Crenshaw in South LA to watch a Nissan Altima compete with a Chrysler 200 in subprime racing. The Chrysler pulled ahead in the beginning before the transmission burned out and it stalled.

by nilxela May 15, 2023