Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 04, 2020

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 02, 2021

Edmund Hillary Retirement Village

A large hotel for the over 70's. Residents love it there and often say their highlight is the beautiful landscaped grounds and access to amenities.

The Edmund Hillary Retirement village is a beautiful hotel.

by sisibubbles February 27, 2022

mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace

mentally retired alex will give cross mod

by criss.ii September 28, 2021

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 17, 2011

Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 21, 2023

an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout

If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021