Rectal Tissue

Another word for Arse Wipe

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"

by Jash77 September 4, 2007

Rectal Gladiator

See Uphill Gardner. A man who prefers the company of another man.

"Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Rectal Fortification

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.

Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.

by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010

Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.

Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler

by Jordowns April 28, 2014

Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.

Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?

by cumfucker December 19, 2008

Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.

"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009