a blended combination of feces and flesh from inside the anus. often referred to when describing something disgusting and/or pertaining to the the taste a homosexual gets when munching another man's rectum
"I heard that daniel totally fucked up his face with a fork, and now it totally looks like some rectal syrup."
by pinkirishgoatz December 27, 2009
Get the rectal syrupmug. "Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"
by Big Shag. January 16, 2010
Get the Rectal Gladiatormug. "Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
by Jash77 September 4, 2007
Get the Rectal Tissuemug. The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010
Get the Rectal Fortificationmug. Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 19, 2008
Get the Rectal Snorkelermug. A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
by Jordowns April 28, 2014
Get the Rectal Wranglermug. The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
Get the Rectal projectilemug.