wrong way to run a railroad

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2011

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

by WatterBottles February 10, 2022

California Winter Railroad

The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.

Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”

by Gannimal October 28, 2021

Vintage Railroading

When me and the boys run a train on your mom

Hey fellas!! Who’s up for some vintage railroading tonight!?

by Dirks!!! October 8, 2025

railroad teeth

When your teeth are bumpy

Look at yo railroad teeth

by Bray-Prichard June 14, 2016

southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."

I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.

by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013

Railroading

Verb: To forcefully control someone's character (without consent) in a roleplay. Mostly in context for people that want to control everyone in rp.

"I hate when Character AI keeps railroading me."
"bro got banned from a forum for railroading someone's character in rp. lol"

by Azzy Jazzy September 2, 2025