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wrong way to run a railroad

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.
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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."
by WatterBottles February 10, 2022
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Pennsylvania railroad

The Pennsylvania Railroad (PRR) aka the “Pennsy” was A titan of American railroading history. It was once the largest and most influential railroad in the United States. Renowned for its engineering prowess and iconic locomotives, such as the sleek Art-Deco GG1 electric locomotives and the mighty K4 steam locomotives, the PRR was a symbol of industrial power and innovation. However, the railroad’s dominance faltered in 1968 when it merged with its longtime rival, the New York Central, to form the Penn Central Transportation Company (Penn Central). Despite their combined size, the merger was a logistical and financial catastrophe, as the two networks were poorly integrated and fraught with inefficiencies. Within two years, Penn Central filed for
bankruptcy, marking one of the largest corporate failures in U.S. history.

In 1976, the railroad’s remaining assets, along with those of other struggling northeastern railroads, were handed over to the newly established Consolidated Rail Corporation (Conrail). Conrail operated successfully until its eventual division in 1999 between Norfolk Southern and CSX Transportation, with Norfolk Southern inheriting much of the former PRR system. Amtrak acquire control of PRR’s electrified Main Line east of Harrisburg, preserving a critical piece of its legacy.
Amelia: “Man, the Pennsylvania Railroad was a beast back in the day. They had the GG1, the K4s, and some of the best infrastructure in the country.”

Malik: “Yeah, but then they merged with New York Central and it all went downhill. Penn Central was a trainwreck—literally.”

Amelia: “True, but you gotta respect the PRR for building the backbone of modern railroading. Their legacy still lives on with Amtrak, CSX, Some Commuter trains and Norfolk Southern.”
by EMD F59PHI January 10, 2025
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Pennsylvania railroad GG1

The Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 is an electric locomotive that was designed for high-speed passenger and freight service. Built between 1934 and 1943, it features a distinctive streamlined design with a long, slender body and a unique, iconic shape. The GG1 was known for its powerful performance, capable of reaching speeds up to 100 mph, and its ability to operate under varying voltage systems. It played a crucial role in improving rail transportation on the Northeast Corridor and remains an important symbol of American rail history. Operated by a couple of companies like: obviously the Pennsylvania railroad (PRR), Penn Central, Conrail, Amtrak and New Jersey Transit. It first run on January 28, 1935 and final run on October 29, 1983.
In the bustling 1940s, the Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 locomotive, “Pennsylvania 4935,” stood ready for its inaugural express run from New York to Washington, D.C. Clara, a young woman eagerly awaiting her brother’s return from the war, boarded the sleek, green train, marveling at its powerful design.

As the whistle blew and the GG1 roared to life, Clara felt the thrill of speed. The train glided effortlessly through the New Jersey marshlands, the golden reeds swaying as they passed. Inside, laughter and chatter filled the air, passengers sharing stories of homecoming.

As they approached Union Station, the sun dipped low, painting the sky in warm hues. Clara's heart raced; she spotted her brother among the crowd, and in an instant, they were reunited, joy and relief washing over them. Behind them, the GG1 stood tall—a symbol of hope and connection.

In that moment, Clara realized the locomotive was more than just a machine; it had bridged the gap of war, bringing families together in a new era of peace.
by EMD F59PHI October 14, 2024
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Rhode Island Railroad

When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.

For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"

Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"

Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"

Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
by Ovata October 5, 2020
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Greasy Railroad

The act of ejaculating onto a girl’s braces while she smiles.
Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”

Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
by MFE.51101 October 5, 2021
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Hamlet Railroad

Hamlet, incorporated on February 9, 1897, has always been a railroad town with five spurs radiating from the town to Richmond, Wilmington
Hamlet Railroad Radio: I want everyone to know that Hamlet maybe another small town with nothing going on, but the rail traffic is large and in charge!
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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