Quintessential Studdmuffin

Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress them.

Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.

Gertner: Well, Well, Well, 'tis I, the Quintessential Studdmuffin... Joel 'your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way I Star 69 her' Gertner

by quintessentialstudmuffin June 19, 2006

Quine

verb, to distort beyond recognition.
Origin: In philosophy "to Quine" used to deny existence of entities that cannot be individuated or identified (after ontological methodology of W.V.Quine).

"I'll Quine your face!"

by hermans June 14, 2007

quiney

A small guy with a small penis

That's a quiney

by James Allen January 17, 2017

Quinten strand

Quinten strand, because he has to redo 6th grade

He has the it when he wants to "Quinten strand it" (redo 6th grade).

by Losergetalife4you! April 29, 2019

Brady Quinned

To be left behind, drop out of sight. An unexpected fall in status amongst your peers. BQed

James left work after he realized he was BQed (Brady Quinned) from his companies’ fiscal meeting.

by JPT May 17, 2007

quantemplate

v. Act of contemplation at warp speed
ie. 'quantum contemplation'

She quantemplated the vastness of her chemistry homework during commercial breaks.

by euca November 9, 2006

quince

A native fruit of Persia which resembles apples but has a great tangy taste. Quince is considered the fruit of love but not too many people eat it and supermarkets in North America rarely offer this delight. Best when eaten after hardcore sex, it can help to take away the nasty aftertaste of coochie eating.

When Mary visited Iran, her breakfast included slices of quince from the hotel where she stayed.

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005