poo quality

When something's qualities can be compared with the relevant use of "poo", an American shortening of "poop". Excreted poop serves no purpose, and smells foul, and though it may look like chocolate, its taste is reprehensible. (Scott, 1975, This Poop Is Not Chocolate)

"This banana is of poo quality"---means the same as "This banana is worthless, its taste may even resemble that of poop."

by Mr.Come&SmokeThatGrassWithMe October 28, 2013

Sound Quality

Sound quality is one of many aspects (when buying headphones) that are no longer considered due to hypes like Beats By Dre and Apple's Earbuds/Earpods.

Audio-Technica User: Goddamn, the sound quality in these ATH-M50's are amazing...

Beats By Dre User: ...What...The hell...Is sound quality??

by LeAudiophileXB69 November 29, 2013

shit quality

bad quality

no shit bad quality shit quality

by hypixelinggg February 13, 2018

wowie quality

being sarcastic when someone says that something is quality (something sucks and ur being sarcastic)

Person1: Wow I really like my painting its real quality work.
Side person: Yeah....... real quality(sarcastic)
Other side person: Yeah wowie quality

by Doggosinbread August 18, 2018

Taliban Quality

Something that is so low in quality, that it could be compared to the horrible Taliban that has plagued Afghanistan.

Samsung cameras are literally taliban quality.

by Hoeman69 February 26, 2022

Handicap Quality

Any parking space adjacent to a handicap parking space.

Oh yeah, this parking spot is handicap quality!

by Nugget789 June 14, 2023

numa numa quality

used to describe an bit rate even worse than 144p
(Inspired by the 2017 classic song by Gary Brolsma)

nah nah
bro got that numa numa quality

by Raylaxen May 18, 2023