Productive sex

n. Sex that's so good you're at least twice as productive the next day

Last week I had productive hangover, so I opted for productive procrastination and had productive sex with this new chick instead. Boy, I got a week's worth of work done the next day.

by Dr. Productive June 2, 2011

Profucktive

Excelling in an area related to or focusing on sex and/or masturbation.

1: I was abnormally profucktive last night.

2: Oh yeah? Hook up with some chicks?

1: Well I don't want to brag bu

3: HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT MASTURBATING

by lotsaspaghetti March 4, 2010

Productive

pruh-dŭk'tĭv - Something that could be seen as constructive, but is actually a form of procrastination used to put off doing what one really needs to do.

Today I need to look for a job, but instead I'm going to be productive and clean my kitchen.

by JKLinn December 15, 2012

productivity fart

random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person

I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...

by herbal t March 12, 2011

Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.

That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!

by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011

profucktive

Profiencent at fucking anything and everything within reason up.

Daniel, is profucktive at relationships

by mayormaynot420 February 4, 2010

profuctivity

Diligent work towards the goal of having sex.

Man, I rubbed her feet for a solid hour; I hope all that profuctivity doesn't go to waste.

by Smileandnod January 26, 2011