Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.

dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!

by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011

promstitute

A person who in one year, goes to more than one prom not including their own.

Bob: Hey guys, I'm going to the junior AND senior prom and I graduated last year!
Fred: You're such a promstitute!

by Myrddin April 14, 2003

Prosticube

A companion cube which is also a professional prostitute.

It's a prosticube!

by PortalUserX March 2, 2009

Prostate Ballet

The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.

Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."

by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014

Prostate

The part of the body that helps produce fluids for semen.

My prostate don't work, so I got dry sperm.

by Dick Tater February 2, 2006

prosti

a Slut. Likes to sleep around with guys to see what she can get from it (money, clothes, free meals, exct.) a female who is easy to sleep with. Kelly Bundy was a Prosti. The term can be used to describe a gay man aswell. Likes to sleep around, then talk about it to her giggling friends while they compare notes, and prentend they are like the "Sex in the City" characters. Used to describe Slutty girls of latin descent. Stuck up Sluts.

"La Lupita es bien Prosti"
"Anoche fui una Prosti con el hermano de mi novio"
"Esta prosti no puede mantener las piernas cerradas"
"Maria es una prosti que vive de los hombres viejos"

by MariAntonia July 14, 2006

prostatatot

12 year old girls that look like 18 year old hookers.

My sister is such a prostatatot.

by Slick Mikey March 4, 2003