somebody else's problem

(n.) a device which allows you to render an object invisible if no one expects it to be there, as seen in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot. If you look at it directly you won't see it unless you know precisely what it is. Your only hope is to catch it by surprise out of the corner of your eye."

by three newtons February 16, 2004

White People Problems

As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.

"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"

This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.

My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.

by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010

drug problem

The situation one finds himself in when the stock of controlled substances runs out.

If not remedied, the situation may lead to intense irritation, boredom, or withdrawal symptoms.

"Why are you always so fucked up? I think you have a drug problem."

"No I don't, I've still got plenty left."

by Twizzz May 27, 2008

Here's the problem...

A common phrase from Hotel Mario used in Youtube Poop. Possibly combined with the next line(s) in the sequence (see below).

Huah-hah! Here's the problem...too many toasters! You know what they say, all toasters...toast toast!

~Hotel Mario

by silver40596 February 8, 2009

Dick Sucking Problem

problem of giving blowjobs too easily to too many guys

Amy has a major Dick Sucking Problem. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!

by BlueAir September 12, 2004

problematize

The ridiculous act of having things so good in society that one must make up reasons for conflicts or problems.

We must problematize the fact that the sky is blue, it's unfair to the other colors of the visible light spectrum. It's called ROYGBIV Karen not Blue Supremacy!

by DeezNutz)) November 2, 2018

Mo' money, mo' problems

Ideally a Communist mantra. Exists in hip-hop and popular r'nb songs aswell. More money would lead to more problems for the one that possesses the money. Hence making money the problem.

US president: Communism will never succeed, Capitalism is the way forward.
Castro: Mo' money, mo' problems

by Settit March 26, 2009