Pride and Prejudice

"Pride and Prejudice" is a novel by Jane Austen, published in 1813.

It is:
1. The number one cause of teen-suicides in the English-speaking world today.

2. Full of unintended sexual innuendos.

Pride and Prejudice Quotes:
1. "That is capital," added her sister, and they both laughed heartily.

2. "No officer is ever to enter my house again... Balls will be absolutely prohibited, unless you stand up with one of your sisters."

by Yaziyo September 14, 2009

Pride Hangover

Its the combination of too much beer, not enough water and standing in the broiling sun for the entire day of a Pride Festival. Usually NO sunscreen is put onto the skin. Often found on young Pride go-ers who actually think this wont kill them the next day.

Did u see Marty the other day? He looked wrecked!
Yea he was suffering from a bad case of Pride Hangover

by crazykelleeee June 28, 2011

Pride Parade

What do 9 out of 10 Pride Parade visitors enjoy?
Gang rape.

Happy Pride Parade.
All deaths are final.

by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

Pride Rock

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face/forehead and subsequently using your thumb to draw a line, in the cum, across her forehead while saying "simbaaaaa" (as did the baboon in the lion king)

You have been pride rocked.
I pride rocked your mom last night

by Pride Rocked May 12, 2008

pride month

to be honest, idk why we have this, but today is the first day of pride month (aka, June)

Happy pride month my homo pals :)

by anonymous June 1, 2021

Pride Points

Points used for betting. Every person only starts with one million pride points.

"Yo, g, I'll bet you all my pride points that Boston College will beat Clemson by triple digits."

"Hell yeah, I'll take that bet. There's no way that will happen."

by Billy Leonard January 12, 2009

pride spiraling

pride spiraling is the opposite of shame spiraling. it is the exponential growth of one's ego. The sense of pride increases until the the penis shrinks into a black hole...until there is nothing left.

brad was pride spiraling so hard last night

by #Pridespiraling January 26, 2014