Precinct Jogging

When political candidates and supporters go to neighborhoods (referred to as "precincts") to knock on doors, informing high propensity voters about who the best candidate for public office is. Instead of walking from door to door, time is saved by jogging.

Not recommended for fat people. Consult your physician before attempting, especially in hot weather.

Justin was out precinct walking with Dave. He just started jogging to cover ground, instead of walking. He was, in fact, Precinct Jogging.

by threatlevelorange June 14, 2010

Precise Karma

Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.

Eg#1

Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"

Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."

Eg#2

Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."

by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011

preceiveism

if one has complete control of ones mind state, one will have complete control of one's life outcome.

Through the ideology of preceiveism, I concured my goals.

by Trevor Ryan December 28, 2011

precision jump

A very fundamental movement in Parkour, in which a traceur jumps, and lands precisely. It is a whole lot harder than it seems, such as when you are landing on a rail, or thin landing space.

The traceur skillfully landed on the rail, thus completing the precision jump

by ThePKDude September 18, 2013

Preciprocate

1) An act that would likely illicit a positive reaction.

2) An action that is likely to be reciprocated.

3) Pay it forward.

Falco is a good person, so I decided to preciprocate today by giving him a hand written poem.

by mywordswordswords January 16, 2015

precool

When a person was performing an act long before said act became a trend or viral.

I was cosplaying before cosplay was cool. You can say I’m precool.

by Yukester0201 May 14, 2019

Precision Airstrike

You and your boy are both in urgent need to use the bathroom during a night on the town, but you get there only to find that there is but one stall left. You look into each others eyes, and in a moment of bro-to-bro interconnected brainwaves, you both know what has to be done.
The Precision Airstrike.
Bro #1 has to drop a deuce, meanwhile bro #2 has to let the forbidden golden juice flow. You double up on the toilet. Bro # 1 takes his shit, hence the Airstrike, while bro # 2 urinates in the small gap in the front of the toilet, between bro # 1’s thighs and penis. Hence the first word of the term; Precision.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed the coveted Precision Airstrike, reserved for only the closest of bro’s.

Me and Tyler were at a party the other night, and had to use the Precision Airstrike to maximize personal time management and party host bathroom efficiency.

by NotYourBusiness138 January 16, 2021