Shia Labeouf Powers

The ability to survive massive damage/explosions without a scratch or serious injury, or the ability to be virtually invincible in the face of iminent or danger or carnage. Also the ability to swing from trees, as if you were a monkey. as demonstrated by shia labeouf in the transformers movies, and indiana jones kingdom of the crystal skull.

Hey did you hear, derek fell from his roof and didnt get hurt at all! Yeah i heard, its not fair, he has shia labeouf powers.
This movie is so unbeliveable, the main character is cheating with some serious shia labeouf powers.

by Megametallica04 August 12, 2011

austin powers

A seemingly unattractive male who mysteriously seems to always be able to hook up with attractive women.

Mike may be short, bald and have bad teeth, but he's an Austin Powers in the club.

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

tessa powers

A hot girl capable of making men doing anything she says

My girlfriend has tessa powers- today I washed her car, bought her flowers and walked her dog.

by tessapowers January 8, 2012

Robot Powers

Things to be used for either good or awesome, according to Strong Bad

"Do you have robot powers? If yes, do you use them for good or for awesome?" - Strong Bad

by Ride the Bomb August 31, 2003

mrs. powers

The AWESOMEST math teacher there is. At any given point she will bitch slap your head off but she's aweet and considerate. Mrs. Powers will do anything for her students, even all the ones who act up.

"Mrs. Powers took away my phone and didn't do anything about it."
"I wish I has Mrs. Powers as a teacher."

by The awesome onee April 2, 2015

mrs. powers

The AWESOMEST math teacher there is. At any given point she will bitch slap your head off but she's aweet and considerate. Mrs. Powers will do anything for her students, even all the ones who act up.

"Mrs. Powers took away my phone and didn't do anything about it."
"I wish I has Mrs. Powers as a teacher."

by The awesome onee April 2, 2015

Mystical Powers

Boobs, Tits, Breasts, Fun Bags, Use of Cleavage. Most chicks have them, some dont. They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors and varying degrees of power. Most of the population (male and female) succumb to their whim.

Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.

"Dude, why did you just spend your cab money buying that chick a drink?"

"Um... I don't know... Last think I remember was her leaning over, me looking down, and then me with my wallet out and empty..."
"She hit you with her mystical powers. They always win."

by Awosomr September 27, 2011