Glen Pour

When someone offers to pour wine for guests and fills everyone else's glasses sparingly while managing to pour him/herself a glass of wine filled to the rim.

Hey, check out that loser host over there giving himself a Glen Pour.

by kelly_f69 April 1, 2009

posturbate

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.

You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.

by jigganut January 2, 2015

Porture

Being unable to even grasp the basis of a concept (like trying to imagine a new sense).

He could not porture the difference between right and wrong for ethics were of nothing to him.

by KIM POSSIBLE!!!!! July 14, 2017

pour a six

means pouring a 6oz bottle of cough syrup with codeine, it is also called "lean" or "sizzurp "

Another meaning which means ur pouring 6oz of cum in in a red cup

Pour a six, I remix while she deep throat

by ricardo shit March 2, 2019

Potus

The word for calling someone out when they are acting like an irrational bigoted toddler, often also throwing temper tantrums.

***At the bar, Donald grabs the waitress's ass and demands a drink. She gives him a dirty look and calls the bouncer. Donald throws a fit when he is asked to apologize and behave like an adult or leave.

Someone at the bar yells:

Donald, quit being a potus!!!

by Elliot The Pirate September 2, 2020

Velvet ropes and posture

An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.

What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.

by ateoclockminusthel March 30, 2011

potroast

When you have enough weed to get roasted

I'm having a potroast this weekend, you comin' over?

by michael wayman December 30, 2007