netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

Potteria

A general term for all things Harry Potter-related.

"Oh hey, I just bought an Encyclopedia of Potteria !"
"Oh yeah, what's in it?"
"Everything.."

by I Am Harry Potter, Sir April 13, 2011

Pontarddulais

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013

potterton

Potterton—a loser with no friends and is the blackest thing on earth with the smallest dick and he wishes it could be as big as a mushroom seriously it looks like a silk worm with an eating disorder

You such a potterton

by K3n0dall May 26, 2018

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

harry potter hair

When a person hair is unavoidably messed up. you can comb it, gel it, hairspray it, nothing keeps this hair in line, it is untameable

that guy has harry potter hair

by EmlyLizabet December 17, 2010

Jarry Potter

A slightly mentally challenged version of everyone's favorite wizard.

Jagrid: "You're a wizzard Jarry!"
Jarry Potter: "neiayyy...I luv magik!"

by havoc96 June 1, 2015