Exhaust Port

While in the missionary position, the male party pulls out before climax and shoots his load all the way up to the open mouth of his female partner. This is akin to the exhaust port shot that destroyed the first death star in Star Wars: A new hope.
"Almost there ... Almost there ... HITS AWAY!"

"Dude, did you achieve an exhaust port last night?"
"Negative, negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."
by Captain Polak January 10, 2009
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port wine

a portuguese muted red wine with about 20% vol. alc. gets better with time spent in the bottle.
ted: i like my port wine how i like my girls.
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years
by portohead May 10, 2012
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port-a-[name]

A Port-a-Potty, or potable toilet. Insert a friend's name within the brackets for a cheap funny insult.
Hey guys, I got to take a leak. I'm gonna hit that port-a-Justin over there.

The Oktoberfest at Sierra Nevada Brewery must've had at least 80 port-a-name (pronounced "port-a-Brians")!
by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011
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Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female
I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port
by The Sleeper mk2 January 13, 2012
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port angeles

An interesting town where half the people are hicks who want to cut down all the other trees and the other half are hippies who want to climb all the trees (This would be me). It is a beautiful area located in Western Washington, sandwiched between the Straits of Juan De Fuca and the Olympic Mountains. Many rivers and lakes are also close by.
Port Angeles was established as a townsite by Abraham Lincoln in 1862 by executive order which led the Board of Trade in 1890 to call it the "Second National City", Washington DC being the first. This meant if DC blew up then the nations capital would move to Port Angeles.
by Carlo March 20, 2005
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nigg port

another name for the restaurant Red Lobster, as its patrons are predominately african american.
Man I think I'm gonna take my girl to the nigg port for our date tonight; she loves seafood.
by definately not a racist February 16, 2008
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port city

Shreveport La, one of the trillest cities in the Boot
bozzport top of tha boot I love port city 318 weeziana.
by pete harris April 11, 2006
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