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trying to win in Premier league…
W/ Tottenham
But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so it’s money..
To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.
But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No
Pornhub? Correct
You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We can’t just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real… As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. It’s like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.
Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenham’s kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably… and I’m not even Tottenham fan.
We completed!
1 year later…
No way…
No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still haven’t won trophy.
Ok, what’s the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhh…
10% to 90%
Crazy addiction…
And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time already…
Goddamn it.
trying to win in Premier league…
W/ Tottenham
But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so it’s money..
To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.
But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No
Pornhub? Correct
You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We can’t just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real… As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. It’s like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.
Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenham’s kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably… and I’m not even Tottenham fan.
We completed!
1 year later…
No way…
No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still haven’t won trophy.
Ok, what’s the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhh…
10% to 90%
Crazy addiction…
And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time already…
Goddamn it.
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